My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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