YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
You're like the curious george of whores
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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