It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
is that a dick in a sweater?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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