i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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