Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
