I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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