I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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