Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
are you so shy because you have an std?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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