i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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