Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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