so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
These tits shall not be calmed
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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