I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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