My nipple is on Facebook.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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