HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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