the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
if i died would you start the facebook group?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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