after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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