Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
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