I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Everything about him screamed your future.
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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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