u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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