did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
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His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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