I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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