dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
