Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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