Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
