Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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