i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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