Have you finally orgasmed yet?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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