my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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