I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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