I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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