they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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