no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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