the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
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just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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