There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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