I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm like, not good at living.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
