no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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