What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
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I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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