Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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