Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Randomize
