He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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