He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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