The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
