How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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