So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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