he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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