im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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