her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
