Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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