An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
she pinky promised me she was 18
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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