STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
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I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
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we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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