Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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