OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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