Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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