you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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