I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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