How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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