Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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