I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
So squirting runs in the family.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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